Annnnnnnd we're back..

Thought y'all got rid of me, huh?

Nope!  I'm still here.

So go ahead, ask where I've been--ask me...

Oh, nothing much.  Just failing at marriage and shit.  Yes, you heard that right--not the failing part.  I mean, I been failing my whole life at this relationship thing.  That's how the blog got started after all.  I mean the marriage part.  I got married.  In order to not use cuss words for the whole rest of the post though, I'll get into that later.

I'm really here because I missed y'all.  I'm here because I clearly still don't know what I'm doing, and I need someone to talk to about this stuff.

The marriage is over--I've been dating.  Because old habits die hard.  Because I need some entertainment for the empty spot.  Because I still blindly believe in love.  Because I haven't learned my lesson yet--and probably a host of other retarded ass reasons.

So of course there are more numbers, and the more I date, the more I realize that there are topics that I haven't covered--topics that I didn't even know were topics.  These niggas crazy y'all.

Pause:  For those of you who have never read the blog before today--first go back, start from the beginning. I use the words nigga, hoe, and other such traditionally derogatory terms.  I don't mean anything by it.  It's not specific, and I know how some people feel about the words.  It's a general way to refer to people--I'm also not going to stop.  So miss me with any criticism on my word choice.

I have so many things to discuss, but I wanna address my favorite time of the year.  Cuffing season.  Oh yeah y'all.  It's happening.  If you are currently messing with someone, you are on the cuffing season practice squad.  If you are being exclusive with someone, you are on the fast track to a guaranteed contract come October.  Salary depends on performance.



You should have your answer by September, and then it's time to keep them warm in October.  Now how you handle your cuff is up to you.  I've seen many versions (there's levels to this shit):

• I've seen the casual cuff.  Yes, I'm dating other people, but you my main. This is ideal for good sex, good cuddling, and warm nights in the house when it gets cold.  They ain't really taking you out though...I mean, you're not the only one. 
• Then there's the semi-serious cuff.  Yes, I'm dating other people, but I plan on getting rid of them cuz I'm really feeling you.  This is the relationship trial period.  Someone is probably trying to come off them bench to a starting position.
• There's the exclusive cuff.  I'm not dating anyone else, but we gone call this what it is and not a relationship--it's a cuff.  Y'all may or may not express some love. This may or may not become something official in March. 
• Lastly, there's the star cuff.  This may be a prior relationship or a new one, but y'all are in love.  Y'all spend damn near every night together, taking pics and shit, watching whole Netflix series together and shit, cooking and shit, texting all the time and shit and making other people sick and shit.  

Which category do you fall into?  Which category do I fall into?  I'm not really sure.  I'll throw some numbers out soon and let y'all decide.  Real shit y'all--I really don't get it.  Now more than ever.  

Going forward, expect more of the same that you've come to expect from me.  I don't use names, but I do kiss and tell.  I will speak directly to the numbers at times.  I feel like they need to know what they hell they doing.  This is essentially the Miss Blonde Curls cheat sheet.  I got cheat codes son!  

Pause:  If you haven't gone back already--do it!  DO IT!! It'll make sooo much more sense.  

Now, what do y'all want me to talk about next?  I can discuss selfishness or I can discuss homeless niggas and brauds?   

Leave me a comment below.  Refresh your memory. 

I'll see y'all right back here soon. 

It feels so good to be back. 

Talk to you soon. 

--MBC