It's only fair..
I have noticed a very alarming trend as of late. I'll get to that in a second, but first a story. Pretty girl goes to bar. Guy notices pretty girl and wants to talk to her. Guy buys girl a drink and starts conversation. Girl drinks drink and carries on conversation with guy. They get to know each other enough to know that they want to continue conversation. They exchange information. This used to be the way of the world. Now I know the economy is bad. Men just can't be out here buying all the pretty girls drinks all willy nilly. Let's be real though--how the hell do you expect to keep pretty girl's attention with, well, nothing. WHY DON'T MEN BUY DRINKS AT THE BAR ANYMORE? Now, I ain't saying I'm a gold digger, and anyone who knows me knows I'm not the type to be in someone's pocket. Pause: Men, let any chick in your pockets, and she will help you spend your money. That doesn't make ...