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Gather around everyone, I would like to tell you a story.  Times, they are a changing!  I remember many years ago when what we refer to as a side chick used to be called a home wrecker.  These tramps used to walk around on the down low, never telling anyone what they did when no one was watching.  To be caught with a home wrecker was devastating to your relationship.  If it didn't end it, then it scarred it for the rest of its duration.  Today, side chick is a common term.  Men refer to side chicks like it's a necessity in a relationship, and women wear the brand with pride.  "Yeah, that's my boo!  He's got a girl, but I'm his side piece.  He loves me too."  0_o You may be appalled right now, but don't scoff. The truth in the matter is that women rule the world, and ultimately the direction that a relationship takes (I use the term relationship lightly). I used to be a side chick, skipping and happily accepting the te...

There are a lot of awesome things that you could say during sex.  "I love you" is not one of them.  This is a story about #47, and why he fell victim to the rule of 2.  I may have mentioned before that #29 and I were in a committed exclusive relationship for almost 7 years.  #47 was one of the first men that dated and was genuinely interested in after me and #29 split. He was charismatic, attentive, and genuinely interested in me as well.  He produced music from local artists so he was my first taste of local art.  We would sit, listen, critique, and edit for hours together.  He valued my opinion, or at least, he made me think that he did.  That was enough for me.  He was openly affectionate, but not overly affectionate.  We went everywhere together--every performance, local venue, and restaurant.  I like them a little bit bigger than he was, but he was bordering on the perfect summer fling with definite boyfriend pot...

I love pictures.  I take them constantly whether they are professional or selfies in the bathroom mirror--any bathroom mirror really.  I love to get pics, especially when I'm dating someone that I actually like, and we have to spend long amounts of time away from each other.  It's like a little reminder:  Hey, I look good and I want you to see me looking good.  Pause:  With that said, I think it's extremely gay for a man to take a whole bunch of pics of yourself all damn day long for no damn reason.  I have IG (@missblondecurls), and I see y'all.  Fag--get a hobby, and get out of the damn mirror.  Gentlemen, please PLEASE do not send me a picture of your penis! I HATE DICK PICS!!! If I haven't asked you for a picture of your black, not big enough, leaning heavily to the right, too big bell head penis, then don't fucking send it.  I don't want to see that shit.  If you run into a chick that actually does like penis shots ...