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Ok friends, let's talk about oral sex.  If you have been keeping up with the blog, then you know that I think oral sex is an integral part of sex and intimacy.  What I have run into, frankly, is a bunch of men who don't know what the hell you're doing down there.  Pause:  This post is just an expansion on another blog that I have read on the subject recently and things that I have learned from the Darling Dr. Nikki Ransom.  If you haven't already, check out my home girl, Niqui's blog post http://dearniqui.blogspot.com/2013/05/the-three-c.html  and subscribe to Nikki Ransom-Alfred' s YouTube channel.  First let's start with the ladies--there are some things that you need to do to make it so that your partner wants to go down below.  We need to have regular maintenance.  I prefer to be bald down there, and the men that I date typically prefer for it to be bald as well.  Not everyone is the same.  I have heard some men say tha...

I haven't written a story about a number in a while.  This story is the one story that I thought I would never tell.  This is the story of #61 and the scarlet letter he wore.  Pause:  One of my friends, code name messiah, said that he read my blog, and he could see the therapy in it.  Anyone who writes will tell you there's a small amount of therapy inside of every blog, poem or story.  I am rarely ashamed of anything I do.  Even when I am slightly embarrassed, I write it down anyways, and that has always proved to be the best policy for me.  This is the one story that I whisper instead of screaming from the mountain tops.  This is the story about which I pray, and the story that I beg karma not to seek revenge.  I had an affair with a married man.  I'm going to give you the scenario, and reasons as to why and how this happened.  In no way, shape, or form are my actions excusable, but there's a story involved noneth...

Cutters are people who self-inflict pain to make them feel good.  I will call them several things throughout this post:  gluttons for pain, chronic bleeders, and, of course, idiots. I don't mean to disrespect a mental disorder, but I don't understand this.  Why would you want to ruin yourself at the hands of yourself?  I know that emotions cloud regularly 20/20 vision, but where the hell does your logic go?  You want to hurt yourself over and over again?  What the hell does that fix?  Do you really feel better after you see blood?  I have talked recently about how women (and men) need to stay away from those individuals who are no good for them.  The ones that are poison.  This post is about the people who see poison and keep sampling as if the poison will one day change to ambrosia.  Pause:  I don't believe that people change, the way you are now is the way that you will be (especially if you have hit 30).  Sit...

Yes, I am about to talk about penises, and yes, I'm going to throw some numbers around.  Contrary to the saying, size DOES, in fact, matter.  Relax gentlemen, it's not the most important thing in the world, but this is very important.  There are some very important things to take into consideration. If your penis is small:  I like big guys, so I have a tendency to run into this a lot.  I'm not tripping, the dudes can still smash some walls down.  You have to be cognisant of position, position is everything for the men with innies.  You can't just be laying down on top of me with your big ass.  I'm pretty sure we can all agree that it's a man's goal to hit "the back."  No worries, you can get there guys with innies, you just have to be a little clever (#68, I want you to pay close attention to this.  I'm not trying to put you on blast, I just want you to know that you weren't getting it.  You can do better than just pound pou...